-Be me
-Buy Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate for the 3ds
-Insert game card
-Notice I accidentally put in the wrong game card--it was Shrek 5 the Video Game.
-Throw Shrek 5 the Video Game into trash can
-Hear a large thump at my door
-Something bursts through door
-He says, "It's all ogre for you unless you do a lil' somethin' for me"
-I then realize it's Shrek and ask him what he wants
-In an instant, he pulls Shrek 5 the Video Game out of trash can into his hand with telekinesis
-He puts down game and inserts MH3U in my 3ds instead
-I start a new game and begin by naming the character Shrek
-Find there is no green skin color
-Shrek releases a growl of indignation from his throat
-He rips the game out of 3ds and subconsciously throws it at the box for Revengeance
-Shrek puts Shrek 5 the Video Game back in 3ds
-Forces me to play it
-I die on the first level
-He smacks me on face
-I'm crying now
-He says "cheer up, laddeh"
-I hear a loud crumbling sound
-It was ChaCha emerging from the floor
-I stop crying for the hero has arrived at last
-Out of the floor comes Raiden as well
-ChaCha throws boomerang at Shrek but it bounces off of him like a piece of plastic
-Shrek mutters the words "this is the part where your supposed to run away"
-Raiden approaches Shrek but he dies
-ChaCha runs away like Shrek said but hits a wall
-Shrek creates a doppelganger jumps into the air and says "DOUBLE SLAM"
-ChaCha is crushed under SHrek's weight
-Another figure appears at door
-It's Senator Major Armstrong
-"My nanomachines have hardened in response to physical trauma for generations" he says
-Armstrong charges at Shrek
-SHrek summons a ring of fire
-Armstrong runs past the flames and headbutts Shrek
-Shrek explodes
-Armstrong pulls me up from the rubble and flies away
-Start up 3ds
-Notice that Shrek 5 the Video Game disintegrated and ruined cartridge slot
-Now unable to play Shrek 5 the Video Game and MH3U
{{by|Pzafrk|cpwuser=yes}}